Saturday, March 31, 2007

Airing to Host my thoughts


In the past two weeks I must have traveled in 8 different flights. One aspect appealed to me this time I was traveling - And that’s regarding the airhostesses or air stewardesses or attendants, call it what you may and however polished you want to make it sound. Lets cut it simple and call them WORMS ..... Waiters of Repute and Measured Sophistications

Yes, coming back to the thing that struck me the most during the travels this time round was: How do you react to the air hostess. Really! This is one of the most perplexing thoughts I have had over the past week. At the airplane door, she smiles at you, you feel good. You want to stop and say something to her, but you fear that you may hold up the line. Your mind is already in two sets of motion – one to stop and greet her and the other to go ahead in full gusto. So you end up giving her a few awkward things: An awkward pause, an awkward smile and uttering some mumbo-jumbo which you then wonder “what-in-the-hell-were-you-trying-to-say?” all through all the flight

Now let us try and answer the question at hand – how do you respond to an air-hostess? You can’t be just “you” in front of them can you? Can’t be under the impression she smiled “just” for you. You know that they are supposed to maintain that plastic smile all through the flight . Just because every air-hostess helps you in everything you need, don’t be under the impression that she’s doing it “just” for you. There are hundred other passengers she does that to. We cant be under the impression that shes put those loads of makeup just for you. Albeit they are a little too much, you dont have the heart to tell her....Its “just” her job. So, thats the gist.

You may guess rightly that I have nothing better to do than ruminate over these trivial things. That’s the reason this blog’s named Trivial Ruminations. However, I am not the one to blame for my mind to wander to such inconsequential details – its just some bad planning in my work that has led my last few days in the US to be of such boring proportions that I had to entertain my mind with such thoughts.

Saturday, March 17, 2007

Why this blog?


My last day in the US and I am starting this new blog...wonder why? 'Coz i forgot my username and password for the old blog!! Dont you hate it when such stupid things happen?

I have so many usernames and passwords now that I have to maintain a spreadsheet to tell me which username is used where and what is the password. Ofcourse, now that this spreadsheet contains all the "sensitive" information, i have to protect it with another godforsaken password, which, if i forget will stop me from accessing any of the websites. Damn!! the people who started this password business will go to HELL!!
Can't it be a bit more simpler for us to access our "stuff" without having to prod our memory everytime...was this the password...or that? Infact, if i visit a cyber cafe to access any of the hundred websites that I am a registered member of, 15 minutes worth money is burnt while figure out the password that I have used for the websites! (And I am stupid enough - or you can say imaginative enough - to have a hundred variety of usernames and passwords)

Wish everything was so simple like that Lenovo ad where the laptop recognises an unkempt Saif Ali Khan through all that hair. Mind you, I look like that in the weekends and so thats perfect for me!

Anyway, I cannot repeat here what I had in my earlier blog, coz i really do not remember. I had a few posts there (about 3, I believe anything above 2 qualifies for the usage of few). I do not know about what, nor do I care. I believe blogging is a "spur of the moment" thing. You blog today, you dont till about two months later...then one day you feel guilty about not posting something and visit your blog half-heartedly to update it.
Then guess what? you realise you have forgotten the password (and if you are as stupid as me then even the username for your blog - so you can't even use the "forgot password - you dumb guy" option). You feel sad, dejected for sometime ...but...let a few moments pass and you start feeling elated as the realisation dawns on you that you are no longer withheld by the shackles of updating the blog every once in a while...

Now that I say this, I canot fathom why in the world am I starting a new one!!??!! I will have to prod over this. I shall let you know why some day. For the time being, Burger king's double whopper awaits me!